Another at the gates of heaven
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Another at the gates of heaven
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I
want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated
their women on earth and the other line for the men that were
dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St
Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there
are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their
women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look
at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn
from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in
this line?
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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