Mean businessman

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Mean businessman


A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round trip ticket-If he could just get to the
airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the
casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
send  the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no
avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't 
have fifteen dollars, get  the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was
barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see
out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who
had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy
payfor his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. He got into the
first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a
blowjob on the way?"

"What??? Get the hell out of my cab!!"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions,... with the same result. When he got to his
old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for
a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "ok" and off they went.

As they drove past the cabs in the long line, the businessman gave a
big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.


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