End of an Era
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End of an Era
I believe that by now most of us have attended Marybeth and
Kathy's wonderfully informative training session: "The Bottom
Line", which expounds the importance of cutting down overhead
costs in order to increase profits, or, The Bottom Line.
In an effort to aid Course Technology in meeting the goals of "The
Plan", Office Administration is constantly searching for ways to
reduce overhead spending. Hence, it is with mixed feelings that we
announce the discontinuation of a beloved company perk: facial tissue.
On the one hand, we are pleased to contribute to our company's
financial stability and growth, yet on the other, we regret that our
efforts may cause our fellow employees inconvenience or discomfort.
So as you begin to purchase tissues for use at work, we sincerely hope
that any inconvenience will be mitigated by a larger sense of pride that
we in Office Management feel as we attempt to assist Course Technology
meet or exceed it's financial goals.
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