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Urinate
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Urinate
Remember Little Timmy? He's the foul-mouthed boy who lives down the
block from Little Johnny.
Anyway, Little Timmy was sitting in the back of the class the other
day, squirming. He raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have to
piss."
Flustered, the teacher said, "That is not the correct word to use,
Timmy. The correct word is 'urinate.'" She told Timmy that he could
go to the bathroom if he could correctly use the word "urinate" in a
sentence when he returned.
Little Timmy came back from his trip to the potty and sat down. "Can
you use 'urinate' in a sentence, Timmy?" the teacher asked.
"Yes," Timmy said. "Right now ur-in-ate, but if you had bigger tits
you'd be a ten."
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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