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Banking
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Banking
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account,
right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in
this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to
the bank manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to
be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks
in the damned lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in
this damn bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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