Presedential Debate to be accompanied by sultry Latin beat

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Presedential Debate to be accompanied by sultry Latin beat


SAN DIEGO--Wednesday's presidential debate will be made more exciting 
by the addition of a sultry Latin beat,provided by the famed Cuban 
salsa combo Manny Rios and the Havana Horns. The band will be seated 
directly between the candidates on the stage, providing a steady, conga- 
and maraca-driven beat throughout the debate. Bandleader Rios will also 
periodically interrupt the candidates with loud cries of "Aye aye aye 
aye aye aye!" While the candidates have complained that the beat may be 
a distraction, the TV networks and debate organizers insisted, 
explaining that the spicy Latin rhythm may be the only thing that 
entices viewers to watch. Said Republican candidate Bob Dole, "Bob 
Dole doesn't want to have to speak over the din of bongo drums when 
he's talking about important issues. Bob Dole is and will always be 
a staunch opponent of Manny Rios and the Havana Horns."


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