Bill and the Guys on Communication

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Bill and the Guys on Communication


Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel,
and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting.  During the serious,
tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill
is sitting.  Bill says, "Oh, that's my beeper.  Gentlemen, excuse me,
I need to take this call."  So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear
and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this
call, he notices the others are staring at him.  Bill explains,  "Oh,
this is my new emergency communication system.  I have an earpiece
built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That
way I can take a call anywhere."  The others nod and the meeting
continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy
starts beeping.  He states,  "Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an
important call."  So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into
thin air.  When he completes his call, he notices the others staring
at him and explains,  "I also have an emergency communication system.
But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the
microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth."  The others nod,
and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry
emits a thunderous fart.  He looks up at the others staring at him and
says, "Somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a FAX.


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