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Let's talk Rubbers
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Let's talk Rubbers
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of, 9 or 12 and
asks which size the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's
really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the"
night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going
out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.
Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give
me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and
her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins
the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such
a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father
was a pharmacist."
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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