Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters
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Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters
#10- Tweety Bird- You know there's a problem when every single kid
roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of
humor. No personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling. I
knew kids like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the
front of the bus, and got me in trouble.
#9- Grape Ape- A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name. And
he does so non-stop for a half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and
Goliath covet their neighbors model airplane."
#8- Olive Oyl- Am I the only one out there who thought this was one
lady NOT worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode!
She talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap
hat. Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better! Plus Olive can
never decide if she wants to date that jerk Bluto or not. The girl is
just bad news.
#7- Petunia Pig- Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? She was a real
zero. What was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good?
Come on, who did they think they're fooling. We all know Porky is
gay.
#6- Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers- What were they thinking?
Were they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And how
come every cartoon teenager plays in crumby rock band? An awful -and
thankfully shortlived- idea.
#5- Pepe LePew- Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual
harassment? Let's take a good look at this character; a horny, rapist
skunk who's attracted to other species! NOT good for the kids. Plus,
worse still, he's French.
#4- Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats- How weak was this "Fred"
clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud.
Well, I knew Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of
mine. Let me tell you something...you're no Fred.
#3- Zan and Zana, the Wondertwins- How many times do we have to
say it? Leave the crimefighting to the professionals! "Form of... an
idiot!" They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a long
time ago. There's no room for dead weight in this game.
#2- Kazoo, from the Flintstones- It's like "Hmmm, a miniature, green
spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a
stretch. I know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I
get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?
#1- Scrappy Doo- And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy ruined
Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of
Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's
too upsetting.
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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