FINAL EXAM

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FINAL EXAM


Instructions:  Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.

Time limit:  2 hours.  Begin immediately.

History:  Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to
the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively,
on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical
impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa.  Be brief, concise
and specific.

Medicine:  You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a bottle of scotch.  Remove your appendix.  Do not
suture until you work has been inspected. You have fifteen
minutes.

Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
classroom.  Calm them.  You may use any ancient language except
Latin or Greek.

Biology:  Create  life.  Estimate the differences in subsequent
human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million
years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on
the English Parliamentary System.  Prove your thesis.

Music:  Write a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum.  You will find a piano under your seat.

Psychology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional  stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed
frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis,
Rameses II, Hammuarabi.  Support your evaluation with quotations
from each man's work, making appropriate references.  It is not
necessary to translate.

Sociology:   Estimate the sociological problems which might
accompany the end of the world.  Construct an experiment to test
your theory.

Engineering:  The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have
been placed on your desk.  You  will also find an instruction
manual, printed in Swahili.  In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger
will be admitted to the room.   Take  whatever action you feel
necessary.  Be prepared to justify your decision.

Economics:  Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national
debt.  Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following
areas:  Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of
Light.  Outline a method for preventing these effects.  Criticize
this  method from all possible points of view.  Point out the
deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your
answer to the last question.

Political Science:  There is a red telephone on the desk beside
you.  Start World War III.  Report at length on its socio-political
effects if any.

Epistemology:  Take a position for or against truth. Prove the
validity of your stand.

Physics: Explain the nature of matter.  Include in your answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on
science.

Philosophy: Sketch the development of human thought.  Estimate
its significance.  Compare with the development of any other kind
of thought.

General Knowledge:  Describe in detail.  Be objective and
specific.


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