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Gates of Heaven

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Gates of Heaven
There was a violent thunderstorm and all at once, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates found themselves in heaven. God told them all that He was furious with the way things were running on Earth and that the world would end the next day. The were zapped back to Earth. Bill Clinton went before congress and said, "I've got good news and bad news: We were right, there is a God, but the world is going to end tomorrow" Boris Yeltsin went before his government and said, "I've got bad news and more bad news. We were wrong there is a God, and the world is going to end tomorrow". Bill Gates went before the executive board of Microsoft and said, "I've got good news and more good news; First is not so much that there is a God, but that He thinks that I'm one of the most powerful people in the world. Second is that we don't have to fix windows 95!
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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