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Dr. Seuss books that never made it into print:

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Dr. Seuss books that never made it into print:
1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Are You My Proctologist? 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Feels a Ho 6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax 7. How the Grich Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You? 9. Zippy the Rapid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F__k Out! 12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 13. The Bitch Set Me UP 14. I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up 15. Yentl the Lentil 16. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 17. Aunts In My Pants 18. Hop On Mom 19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!! 20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 21. The Grinch's Ten Inches
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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