Frog Joke

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Frog Joke


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.  He is on 
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. 
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 
9 iron."  The man looks around and doesn't see snyone so he tries 
again.  "Ribbit.  9 iron."  He looks at the frog and decides to prove 
the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.  Boom!  
He hits a birdie.  He is shocked.  He says to the frog, "Wow, that's 
amazing.  You must be a luck frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Ribbit. 
Lucky frog. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.  "What do 
you think, frog?", the man asks.  "Ribbit.  wood."  was the reply.  The 
guy takes out a wood and - Boom! - a hole in one.  The man is befuddled 
and doesn't know what to say.  By the end of the day, the man golfed 
the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK...where to 
next?"  The frog replies, "Ribbit Las vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"  The frog 
says "Ribbit roulette."  Upon approaching the table the man asks. "What 
do you think I should bet?"  The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000 black 
6."  Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after 
the golf game. the man figures what the heck.  Boom!  Tons of cash 
come sliding back across the table.  The man takes his winnings and 
buys the best room in the hotel.  He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, 
I don't know how to repay you.  You win me all this money and I am 
forever greatful."  The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss me."  The man 
figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it.  
All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl 
in the world.

"And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room".


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