This is his world, we just live in it.
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This is his world, we just live in it.
Okay kids, here's a TRUE story that tops them all.
If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget
about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at
Clemson.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at
the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to
the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long disstances, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming.
To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything, he said
he wanted to give everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to
everyone, and told them to open it.
Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having
sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them
and hired a private dectective to trail them.) After he stood there and
watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said," Fuck You", he turned to the bride and said, "Fuck
You" and then said," I'm out of here."
He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have
broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy
goes through with it anyway. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly
what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.
This is his world, we just live in it.
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Entered on: 03/17/1998
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