|
Kick the cat
----- Begin NetScrap(TM) -----
Kick the cat
There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school, in a
really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and
kicks that. Then he walks into the house.
"I saw you kick those animals", his mother said, "For kicking the pig,
you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have
no eggs for a week."
The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door,
also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
----- End NetScrap(TM) -----
Entered on: 04/21/1998
| Send it: |
Claim it:
|
|
Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail
it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool.
|
Did you do this? Do you own it? Can you prove it?
Netscrap.com's mission is to reunite jokes like this with their
creators. Take credit for your fine work.
|
|
