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Yuppie loses it
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Yuppie loses it
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the
police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly
about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted
the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
Oh my gaaad...", replied the yuppie, finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,
"Where's my Rolex!!!!!"
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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