Way too much to drink

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Way too much to drink


After a hard day at the office, three guys
decide to go out for a cocktail to wind
down.  The bar becomes very crowded,
a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is
tanked.  All three lose track of each
other and end up going home separately.

The next day at the office, the three
gather by the watercooler to discuss the
past evenings events.  The first guy says,
 "I got so drunk last night that I went home
and blew chunks." The second guy pipes
in, "That's nothing. I got so drunk that I
got in my car and drove it right into a
telephone pole. Totaled it.  I didn't get
hurt but now I have no car." The third guy
says, "Well, I got so drunk that when I got
home, I cussed my girlfriend out and
knocked over a candle which lit the
apartment on fire. She dumped me, all my
belongings are destroyed and the home
insurance won't cover the damage."

The first guy motions the two to come
closer and whispers, "I'm not sure you
understand.  Chunks is my dog."


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