Old high school joke
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Old high school joke
A young doctor starts his first day on the job. His first patient,
a woman, comes in complaining of chest pains. He asks her to take
off her shirt so he can check her heartbeat. He is amazed to find
an abrasion on her chest that looks like a giant letter A. He asks
her if she knows anything about this. She explained, quite
embarrassed, that her boyfriend goes to Alabama State U and came home
last weekend. With such little time, he didnt have time to take off
his sweatshirt. He tells her to have her boyfriend take his shirt
off next time, and sends her on her way.
Another woman comes into his office, companing of chest pains. Again,
following his medical school doctrine, he tells her to take off her
shirt so he can examine her. Amazing enough, there is a giant
letter T stamped across her chest. "Oh!" She says. "Thats from
my boyfriend, see 'cause I saw him last weekend... he goes to Texas
State, you know, and we never have time together, so he didnt even
have time to take shirt off, you know." Again the doctor advises her
what to do.
Finally, a third woman comes into the office, and again she complains
of chest pains. The doctor, getting wise to the fact, has her lift
her shirt. A big M is across her chest. "Dont tell me," he says.
"Your boyfriend came home from Michigan State?"
She replies, "No, my girfriend came home from Wisconsin..."
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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