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Gorilla My Dreams

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Gorilla My Dreams
It was a beautiful warm spring day; a man and his wife are at the zoo. She was wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeve- less with straps. As they were walking through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla went ape. He jumped up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and both feet), grunting, and pounding his chest with the free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggested his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggested she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play long. She did, and Mr. Gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall, she did, and Mr. Gorilla was just about to tear the bars down. "Now, try lifting your dress up your thighs," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabbed his wife by the hair, ripped open the door to the cage, slung her in with the gorilla and yelled, "Now, tell *him* you have a headache!"
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Entered on: 03/17/1998
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