Genie

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Genie


A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee
off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.
     
The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice.  Her shot was
headed directly at a very large plate glass window.  The ball smashed
through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.  They felt
compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what
happened.
     
When they peeked inside the house they found no one there.  The
husband called out and no one answered.  Upon further investigation,
they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
     
The wife said, "do you live here?"
     
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase
you see there and freed me from that little bottle.  I am so
grateful," he answered.
     
The wife said, "are you a genie?"
     
"Oh, why yes i am.  In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two
wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
     
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes... one was for a scratch
handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed.  The other
was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.  The genie nodded
and said, "done!"
     
The genie now said, "for my wish, I would like to have my way with
your wife.  I have not been with a woman for many years, and after
all, I have made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
     
The husband and wife agreed.
     
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How 
long have you been married?" to which she responded, "Three years." 
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?" to which she 
responded, "31 years old."
     
The genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"


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