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blonde on a plane
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blonde on a plane
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class
section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she
doesn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and
I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess
gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says
"I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the
rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She
immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move.
The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane
wasn't going to Jamaica".
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Entered on: 04/20/1998
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