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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available:
a 1996, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most
expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He
takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a
red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about
90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks
over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What
kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It
cost $500,000.
"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why
does it cost so much?
"Because this car can do up to20 miles an hour!" states
the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure,"
replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says
"That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show
the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within
30 seconds the speedometer reads20 MPH.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it
could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by
him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the
young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite
direction! And, it almost looked like the old
man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How
could a moped outrun an RX-7?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh
Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the
rear end. The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it
is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are
hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and
says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for
you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders
from your side-view mirror!"
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Entered on: 04/20/1998
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