THE MAMA TEST

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THE MAMA TEST


I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up 
something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. 
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 

'Why?' my daughter asked. 

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's 
been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied. 

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and 
asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' 

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this 
stuff... It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't 
let you be a Mama.' 

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was 
evidently pondering this new information. 

'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test 
you have to be the dad.' 

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to all the Mama's you know.


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