Seminars For Women

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Seminars For Women


1. "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes" 
2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
3. Elementary Map Reading
4. Crying and law enforcement
5. Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR 
6. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
7. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world:
   a study in contrast
8. The Seven-Outfit Week
9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly: It's Happened Monthly 
   Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmissions 
11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights 
12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
15. Telephone Translations (formerly: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
16. How to Earn Your Own Money
17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your
   Side
19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup 
20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
22. Proper response to other couple's public arguments 
23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly: WE learned to deal with the
   embarrassment)
24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
25. What Goes Around Comes Around-- Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
26. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours 
27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
28. Committment Schomittment (formerly: Wedlock Schmedlock)
29. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House


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