SEMINARS FOR MEN

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SEMINARS FOR MEN


1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my
   silks") 8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life -- learn to cook
10. How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong 11.
   Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence 
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
   bathroom 
17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try 
19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower 
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS 
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 
25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency 
26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 
28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home 
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson,
   especially when naked!")
32. Changing your underwear -- It really works 
33. Techniques for calling home


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