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Ventriloquist Cowboy

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Ventriloquist Cowboy
A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch... Cowboy to Rancher: Cowboy: Is that your dog? Rancher: Yup. Cowboy: Mind if I talk to him? Rancher: Durn fool, don't you know dogs don't talk. Cowboy: So what's the harm? May I? Rancher: Go right ahead. Cowboy to dog: Dog; Howdy. Dog: Hello. (Rancher's eyes pop out) Cowboy: Is this your master? (pointing to the rancher) Dog: Yep, sure is. Cowboy: Does he treat you alright? Dog: Sure does, every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play. Rancher is standing there dumbfounded. Cowboy to Rancher: Rancher: Is that your horse over there? Rancher: Yes. Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk. Cowboy: Well then what would it hurt? Rancher: Go right ahead. Cowboy to horse: Cowboy: Hello. Horse: Hello. Rancher can't believe it. He stands there with his jaw wide open. Cowboy: Is that your owner? Horse: Yup, sure is. Cowboy: He treat you OK? Horse: Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements. Cowboy: Sounds good. (turns to the rancher) are those your sheep out here? Rancher is beside himself: Rancher: Th-Th-Th-Them sheep out there, they're nuttin but a bunch of liars!!
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Entered on: 04/16/1998
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