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Wedding Night
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Wedding Night
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -
a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to
play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:
DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL
WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"
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Entered on: 04/08/1998
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