CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, 
and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. 
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you 
too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to 
achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have 
started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my 
house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, 
and before the morning was over I finished off a bottle of 
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package 
of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the 
rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. 
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. . .

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of 
inner peace.


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