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Woof!

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Woof!


An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank 
form and wrote:

"Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There 
are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for 
the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."


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Entered on: 08/29/2008

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Woof!<br />

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank 
form and wrote:

"Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There 
are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for 
the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."<br />

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