Ready to kill
----- Begin NetScrap(TM) -----
Ready to kill
The FBI was badly in need of top agents. They began a nationwide search
of their active agents who showed great promise as prospective trainees
for this position.
They found three candidates. Before training could begin, each candidate
would have to pass a test. The purpose of the test was to determine
whether the trainee could kill on demand, and without remorse. On the
day of the test, the three candidates showed up and were placed in a
waiting room.
The first trainee was then brought in and given instructions: "Here's
your weapon, trainee. I want you to go into the next room and kill the
person sitting there." "No problem", replied the trainee. He entered
the room and, after a few seconds, returned and said, "I'm sorry, I
can't kill that woman - that's my wife." He was dismissed.
The second trainee was brought in and given instructions: "I want you
to take this gun and go into the other room and kill the person
sitting there". "Okay", said the trainee. He went into the next room
and then returned shortly. "I can't kill her, she's my girlfriend!" He
was also dismissed.
The agents were getting nervous. They were down to only one possible
trainee. So they brought him in and gave him instructions: "You see
this gun? Take it into the next room with you and kill the person
sitting there!" "No problem." The man grabbed the gun and walked
briskly into the next room. "Blam! Blam! Blam!" Three shots. Then
silence, followed by "CRASH! BANG! BOOM!". The man came out furious!
He said, "Why didn't you tell me there were blanks in the gun?!? I had
to beat her to death with the chair!!!"
----- End NetScrap(TM) -----
Entered on: 04/08/1998
Send it: |
Claim it:
|
Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail
it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool.
|
Did you do this? Do you own it? Can you prove it?
Netscrap.com's mission is to reunite jokes like this with their
creators. Take credit for your fine work.
|
|