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A guy walks into a bar and...

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A guy walks into a bar and...
A guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and said "Can I buy you a drink?" She replied "Yes you may, but you won't get to first base with me." "And why not?" replied the guy. "Because I'm a lesbian." she replied. "Oh, so you're from Lebanon." "You don't know what a lesbian is, do you?" "No, I can't say I do." replied the guy. "Let me try to explain." said the blonde. "You see that girl at the end of the bar? Well, I would like to make passionate love to her, and kiss her all over all night long." She looked aside and saw the guy with his head down sobbing uncontrollably. "What's the matter with you?!" The guy slowly looked up at her and said "My GOD...I think I'm a lesbian, too!"
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Entered on: 04/07/1998
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