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Air Force One

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Air Force One
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy". Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his Co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy".
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Entered on: 09/21/2006
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