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THE TOP 15

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THE TOP 15
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon 14. Grooming the Wookie 13. Making the Kessel Run 12. Polishing Vader's Helmet 11. Evacuating Tatooine 10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber 9. Releasing the Special Edition 8. Jumping to Delight Speed 7. Communicating with Red Leader One 6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo 5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit 4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base 3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick 2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears And the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation.. 1. Test Firing the Death Star
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Entered on: 06/01/1999
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