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The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by "Star Wars" Fans

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The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by "Star Wars" Fans
12> "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?" 11> "Your place or my Mom's?" 10> "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!" 9> "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend." 8> "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby." 7> "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'." 6> "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side." 5> "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?" 4> "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is." 3> "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!" 2> "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?" and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by "Star Wars" Fans... 1> "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
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Entered on: 05/26/1999
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