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UPCOMING MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL :

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UPCOMING MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL :
Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Bomber - $45 million dollars. Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars. Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars. A decent map of downtown Belgrade -- Priceless. There are some things that money can't buy... unfortunately good intelligence is one of them. (unless you're at Los Alamos) For the rest, there's MasterCard: the official card of the 19-member NATO alliance and those who believe that sometimes you just need to blow up something in order to restore peace.
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Entered on: 05/19/1999
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