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The Top 13 Better Titles for the New "Star Wars" Movie

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The Top 13 Better Titles for the New "Star Wars" Movie
It was announced this week that the title for the new "Star Wars" movie, due out in May of 1999, is "Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace." 13> Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi ass. 12> Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt 11> Springtime for Vader 10> Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat 9> Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan. 8> Your turn, Steven. 7> The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog 6> Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask, Fanboy 5> Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron! 4> Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included) 3> Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man! 2> There's Something About Money 1> Come To Papa, You Geeks
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Entered on: 10/09/1998
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