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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton

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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold Sore Nixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burns Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: No difference Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one" Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on a Ho Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her
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Entered on: 03/25/1998
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