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Flynt offers Starr job as porno aide

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Flynt offers Starr job as porno aide
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - If independent counsel Kenneth Starr ever wants a new job after investigating President Clinton, Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has just the position for him -- adviser on pornography. "After a reading of the Starr report I am impressed by the salacious and voyeuristic nature of your work," Flynt wrote to Starr Wednesday offering him a job with his group that publishes magazines specializing in sexual subjects. [PARA]"The quality and quantity of material you have assembled in the Starr report contains more pornographic references than those provided by Hustler Online services this month," his letter said. [PARA]Flynt, who in the past has fought legal battles over pornography and freedom of speech, went on to praise Starr's report on Clinton that graphically describes the president's affair with his former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. "I congratulate you for having opened the doors of libraries and schools to pornographic liter!", the publisher wrote. "Those of us at Hustler need your assistance in extending the parameters of pornography to a wider community of adults. You have opened a new era in promoting explicit sexual materials." By including such explicit references in his report to Congress that could form the basis for impeachment proceedings against Clinton, Flynt said Starr has helped alter community standards in accepting pornography. In his letter, Flynt compared the Starr report with his own Hustler Online Magazine for its content. This month's magazine, for example, had 44 graphic references to genitalia, while the Starr report had 50, Flynt wrote.
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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