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Grease-y scandal

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Grease-y scandal
Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease". Bill:"Summer intern, had me a blast" Monica:"White house intern, happened so fast" Bill:"Met a girl, crazy for me" Monica:"Met the prez, down on my knees" Bill:"Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights" Investigation Committee:"Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Trip:"try to remember your best" Investigation Committee:"Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Star:"Did he come on your dress?" Bill:"Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp" Monica:"The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp" Bill:"She gave me head, right in the White House" Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth" Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy" Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?" Bill:"Press found out, it turned into a mess" Monica:"He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress" Bill:"She promised to lie, she made a vow" Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now" Bill & Monica:"Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams But.........oh.........Those White House Nights"
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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