:   Netscrap(TM)   :   Politics   :   Netscrap #735   :  

Twas the night before crisis,

----- Begin NetScrap(TM) -----

Twas the night before crisis,
Twas the night before crisis, And behind White House doors, Not a creature was stirring, Not even Al Gore. The interns were nestled, All dressed in their berets, In hopes that Saint Bubba Would come out to play. When on the East Lawn, There arose such a clatter, Even Sam Donaldson Lost control of his bladder. Away to our TVs We flew like a flash, There's a special report, And it's pre-empting M*A*S*H! And what to our wondering Eyes should appear, But a homely lil' troll, With tapes for all to hear. With a K-Mart bought blazer, And a bad frizzy 'do, And a tale to be told- To me, and to you. On the chair! On the carpet! On the Oval Office desk! With a chubby young intern, Who was all eyes and breast. The Pres had been careless, Indeed, dumb and dumber. Now the whole world knew Bubba had gotten a hummer. And Monica Lewinsky Emerged from the rubble, If she'd just kept her mouth shut, We'd not have all this trouble. And thus set in motion, A whole web o' spiders, With pundits galore, And "White House insiders. You ask, "Who would care About Bill and his penis?" Republican Ken Starr, And he's armed with subpoenas! More rapid than eagles, Process servers, they flew! "Here's one for you! And for you! oh, and you too!" "Here Jordan! Here Cockell! Is there anyone else?!? Let's subpoena the lawyers! And Bubba himself!!" "We want you to tell us About Bill's private life, And anyone he sleeps with, 'cept, for his wife." And many months later, After long we've all suffered, Let's examine more closely Just what Starr's uncovered. We've learned "Little Bill" Has a mind of his own, And - horror of horrors - He likes to get blown! A funny fact surfaced, After 40 million bucks: Seems most people don't care Just who Clinton fucks The economy's great, And shows no signs of slowing. Hell, most of us are hoping, Lewinsky NEVER stops blowing! Now the public's grown weary. Will this sleaze never end? We just want to get back To "E.R.", and to "Friends." Hey Monica, Hey Linda -- Hey Ken Starr, you suck - Get the hell off my TV, Your 15 minutes are up.
----- End NetScrap(TM) -----
Entered on: 09/24/1998
Send it: Claim it:
Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool. Did you do this? Do you own it? Can you prove it? Netscrap.com's mission is to reunite jokes like this with their creators. Take credit for your fine work.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
75 Chars Wide
HOME FEEDBACK SITE MAP FAQ TERMS OF USE
We're testing ads. Send feedback if you have opinions about this.
Original music update daily:

Please visit our sponsor!