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Impress your mate

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Impress your mate
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. Bring Beer.
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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