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BEER WARNING LABLES

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BEER WARNING LABLES
1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards. 2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party. 6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway. 8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember) 9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
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Entered on: 07/03/1998
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