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Witticisms

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Witticisms
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. There's no future in time travel. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines! All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots. Oh Lord give me patience, and give it to me NOW! A good pun is it's own reword. Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Entered on: 03/25/1998
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