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In Harare, Zimbabwe, a bus driver was taking 20 mental patients to the
Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an
illegal roadside liquor store. When he got back to his bus, he was
shocked to see that all 20 of the mental patients had escaped. Worried
for his job, he came up with an idea. He drove the bus down the road to a
bus stop and offered the people there free bus rides. Then he took them
to the mental hospital and told the staff that these patients were easily
excitable and had to be restrained. It took the hospital staff days to
realize what had happened, and the real mental patients have still not
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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