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Dutch Comic

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Dutch Comic
Here's a transcript of a comic that appears daily in one of Holland's more liberal newspapers: SIGMUND Man: In de Elle vergelijkt een sekstrainer seks met eten. Man: Neuken kunnen we allemaal, zegt ze, maar hoe ga je van boerenkool naar een culinaire maaltijd. Sigmund: Ah. Sigmund: Bent U een boerenkooleter of een fijnproever? Man: Allebei, dat hangt van mijn stemming af. Man: En als mijn vriendin geen trek heeft en ik wel, dan ga ik de deur uit voor een pizza. Here's the translation: Man: in 'Elle' a sex therapist compares sex to eating Man: we all know how to do it (* this was described a bit more bluntly but was censored by me *) but how do you get from macaroni and cheese to a culinary delight? Sigmund: Ah Sigmund: Are you a macaroni and cheese kind of guy or a connesseur? Man: Both, it depends on my mood. Man: And when my girlfriend is has no appetite and I do I simply go for some take out pizza. I think the funniest parts are: 1. Sex therapists are called "sex trainers" in Holland. I envision aerobics instructors or army drill sargeants. 2. The nasty is called "Neuken". Sounds alot like Nukin' as in nuclear. The earth moved, you say stars, it was hot etc. I like it. I think I'll start using it.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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