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Religious Views of Life:

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Religious Views of Life:
TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, shit happens. BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it really isn't shit. ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening? HINDUISM: This shit happened before. ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else. CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserve it. JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit. AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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