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THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MEN IS REALLY SAYING WHEN HE SAYS...

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THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MEN IS REALLY SAYING WHEN HE SAYS...
(in any situation) I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired (on a one-on-one situation) Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice cleavage You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. (in a group) Anyone want to go eat? = I want to go eat Who wants to see this movie? = Do we have to see this movie? Who wants to see this movie? = Doesn't anyone else want to see this movie? What's wrong? = I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = Oh no! Not again! What's wrong? = WHAT IS IT NOW? What's wrong? = Quit whining! What's wrong? = Oh god of all creatures big and small, please don't let it be a long one! What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. Yes dear = Bitch! I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now. I love you too = Now why did you have to say that, it makes my stomach turn. (answering to her "Did you think that girl was pretty" question) She was all right = If an elephant came into the room, would I not see it? Sure, let's go see that play = I don't want to go, but you'll make my life miserable if I don't go. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. = 50 bucks and it doesn't look that much different! = For 50 bucks they should have given you more hair instead of taking some away. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. Hello, FTD? I'd like to send some flowers to my girlfriend/wife... = This ought to shut her up for a while at the expense of some humiliation from my male peers. = This ought to secure sex with her tonight! (while shopping) I like that one better = pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay (suicide) Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks" = I don't want to have "talks" over the phone anymore.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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