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Drinking Quotes

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Drinking Quotes
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -- Ernest Hemmingway Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill He was a wise man who invented beer. -- Plato Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -- Catherine Zandonella Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -- His reply. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. -- David Daye Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -- Deep Thought, Jack Handy Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. -- David Moulton People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -- Homer Simpson Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -- Dave Barry I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin
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Entered on: 05/21/1998
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