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Babylon 5 Trip Report

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Babylon 5 Trip Report
For those of you who are hopelessly uninformed about the truly important things in life, Babylon 5 is the best television series ever created. But I plan to change all that by appearing in a small speaking part airing sometime in May. I play the part of Mr. Adams, a somewhat deranged fellow. (It's a syndicated show, so it runs at different times and on different stations in each market. Check your TV listings.) I recommend that you watch it and learn the ultimate answer to the question, "How bad can an actor be before he is slapped senseless by the director?" The director for this episode was Tony Dow, who played big brother Wally on the "Leave It To Beaver" show in the sixties. So this put added pressure on me because if Tony could put up with the Beaver he's obviously a man of great patience. I would hate to be the one who finally made him snap. If you haven't seen Babylon 5, you have to watch about three episodes before you can figure out who is doing what to whom. But it's worth it. I recommend that you start this week. In fact, I'm begging you. The producers hinted that if my appearance causes a ratings increase during the February sweeps weeks I might get another part where I can have sex with an alien. And if you know anything about me you know it's all I think about. So please, for the love of Dogbert, tell all your friends to watch this show from now on. (It really is terrific.) And check out their web page at www.babylon5.com or check out theb Babylon fan site atwww.thestation.com to figure out who is who. If it's episode guides you require, go to http://www.hyperion.com/lurk/lurker.html.
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Entered on: 05/19/1998
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