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YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com * You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com" * Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. * All of your friends have an @ in their name. * You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * You laugh at people with 2400 modems. * You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. * You refer to going to the bathroom as * You tell the cab driver you live at: http://23.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html * Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." * You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. * You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) * You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. * Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. * You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." .....AND THE #1 CLUE THAT YOUR ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET IS........ * Your dog has its own home page. :-)
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Entered on: 05/19/1998
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